Teacher to student; “tell me, who has better eyesight, a human or a bird?”
Student: “A bird, sir”.
Teacher: “How can you say that?”
Student: “Birds never wear glasses”
Before And After marriage
A well dressed mouse was going on the road. Another mouse asked him, “Where are you going? He replied, “To attend the marriage of his cousin, the LION. He enquired, “But you are a mouse, how could your cousin be a lion,” The former answered back. “Before marriage, I was also a lion.”
Advice Misunderstood
A patient was suffering from cold during the winter season and he went to a doctor. The doctor gave him a medicine for 3 days and advised him not to take bath., After about month, he again came to the doctor and asked, “Dr can I take bath now”.